America, circa 2009. Young man (approaching middle aged) in his suburban home can not blog, send email, social network, surf or work due to a loss of cable and internet. In a shocking twist of irony, his HD works like a champ, yet regular tv and internet is out. Odd. Man is approaching panic and has to resort to his somewhat malfunctioning blackberry. Please, raise a prayer to the heavens that those responsible or such a downturn in lifestyle would do what is right and correct this problem, soon. Oh the humanity.